Mob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive lobster.

Mob created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mob, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five cats approach from the south.

2. Mob must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. You must pray to Mob three times a day.

5. Hide from violet voles for they are unholy.