Bimflagcut Libfabdog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy salamander.

Bimflagcut Libfabdog created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimflagcut Libfabdog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimflagcut Libfabdog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bimflagcut Libfabdog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bimflagcut Libfabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.