Cemsandkem is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous
porpoise.
Cemsandkem created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cemsandkem, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cemsandkem, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Cemsandkem's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Cemsandkem's Holy Commandments1. Never mention snails.
2. Do not eat limes.
3. Never talk about moths.
4. Great tits are not to be trusted.
5. Cemsandkem loves swans, so they must be respected.