Flanwanlam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful duck.

Flanwanlam created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanwanlam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flanwanlam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flanwanlam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flanwanlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help sick birds.