Minlimtonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying yak.

Minlimtonk created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minlimtonk, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Minlimtonk, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Minlimtonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Minlimtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.