Yatcat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever rhinoceros.

Yatcat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yatcat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yatcat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Always obey Yatcat's priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if five birds approach from the west.