Habjigwat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous bird.

Habjigwat created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habjigwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Habjigwat, she will be very unhappy.

Habjigwat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Habjigwat's Holy Commandments

1. Habjigwat loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not listen to music.