Sterdadsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic hamster.

Sterdadsis created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterdadsis, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterdadsis, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sterdadsis' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sterdadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five eagles approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sterdadsis.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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