Nibstragbim is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking
crocodile.
Nibstragbim created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nibstragbim, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Nibstragbim, he will destroy your home solar system.
Nibstragbim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Nibstragbim's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Nibstragbim five times a day.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.