Veendumvegbanrulpankamvad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring snake.

Veendumvegbanrulpankamvad created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veendumvegbanrulpankamvad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Veendumvegbanrulpankamvad, he will turn you into a dog.

Veendumvegbanrulpankamvad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Veendumvegbanrulpankamvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about galaxies.
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