Piggam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless wolf.

Piggam created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Piggam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Piggam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Piggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Piggam.