Hubbad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking fox.

Hubbad created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubbad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hubbad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hubbad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide if seven voles approach from the west.

4. Run away if three otters approach from the north.

5. Never talk about planets.