Fudvonkflag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective parrot.

Fudvonkflag created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudvonkflag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudvonkflag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fudvonkflag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fudvonkflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.