Getgovcan is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, clever
rat.
Getgovcan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.
If you believe in
Getgovcan, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Getgovcan, he will remove you from existence.
Getgovcan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Getgovcan's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always help sick bats.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never go into violet rooms.
5. Never talk about fire.