Karnutlid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying frog.

Karnutlid created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karnutlid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karnutlid, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Karnutlid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Karnutlid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Karnutlid on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karnutlid.