Mitkopbig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome sheep.

Mitkopbig created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitkopbig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mitkopbig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mitkopbig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mitkopbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Mitkopbig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Mitkopbig.

4. You must love Mitkopbig.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.