Buslogban Karvogdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless alligator.

Buslogban Karvogdit created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buslogban Karvogdit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Buslogban Karvogdit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Buslogban Karvogdit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Buslogban Karvogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the east.