Cepwadloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing rat.

Cepwadloop created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepwadloop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cepwadloop, it will ignore you.

Cepwadloop's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cepwadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.