Kimvonmig is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust
butterfly.
Kimvonmig created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimvonmig, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Kimvonmig, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Kimvonmig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Kimvonmig's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured tapirs.
2. Retreat if three gulls approach from the east.
3. Never talk about nebulae.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.