Kimvonmig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust butterfly.

Kimvonmig created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimvonmig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kimvonmig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kimvonmig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kimvonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Retreat if three gulls approach from the east.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.