Vilhaston is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid fish.

Vilhaston created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhaston, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilhaston, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vilhaston's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vilhaston's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Never paint your neck black.