Fudranflapzod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous giraffe.

Fudranflapzod created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudranflapzod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fudranflapzod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fudranflapzod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fudranflapzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue coats.

2. You must pray to Fudranflapzod five times a day.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.