Tammanbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain guinea pig.

Tammanbat created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Tammanbat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tammanbat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tammanbat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tammanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tammanbat loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about amino acids.