Dob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive wombat.

Dob created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dob, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dob's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dob.