Dubfubkar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust fox.

Dubfubkar created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Dubfubkar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dubfubkar, he will destroy your home planet.

Dubfubkar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dubfubkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never paint your legs gray.