Gidwigsit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy cat.

Gidwigsit created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidwigsit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidwigsit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gidwigsit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gidwigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Put Gidwigsit first in all things.