Mobbognabtomquatzakragyok is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable lion.

Mobbognabtomquatzakragyok created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbognabtomquatzakragyok, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobbognabtomquatzakragyok, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mobbognabtomquatzakragyok's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mobbognabtomquatzakragyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Never think about moons.