Cussflyfab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic grasshopper.

Cussflyfab created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussflyfab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussflyfab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cussflyfab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cussflyfab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.