Pinyarljop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever scorpion.

Pinyarljop created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pinyarljop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinyarljop, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pinyarljop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pinyarljop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pinyarljop.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Always obey Pinyarljop's priests.

5. Always help sick shrews.