Nurltimhabxucklak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate wren.

Nurltimhabxucklak created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurltimhabxucklak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurltimhabxucklak, it will manifest in front of you.

Nurltimhabxucklak's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nurltimhabxucklak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must pray to Nurltimhabxucklak nine times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.