Capmab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented mouse.

Capmab created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capmab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Capmab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Capmab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Capmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Never feed grapes to badgers while wearing mauve jumpers.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never eat cucumbers.