Gilbomgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical naga.

Gilbomgov created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbomgov, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gilbomgov, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gilbomgov's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gilbomgov's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Hide if seven whales approach from the south.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.
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