Bissfebpit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable wolf.

Bissfebpit created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissfebpit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bissfebpit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bissfebpit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bissfebpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to shrews while wearing mauve trousers.

2. Hide if seven foxes approach from the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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