Kanrularn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy ant.

Kanrularn created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanrularn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kanrularn, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kanrularn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kanrularn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never wear brown rings.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.