Febgom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust mole.

Febgom created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febgom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febgom, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Febgom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Febgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Always obey Febgom's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Run away if three snails approach from the north.