Dabtikfom is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, capable
walrus.
Dabtikfom created the planet Earth eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Dabtikfom, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Dabtikfom, it will turn you into a dog.
Dabtikfom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Dabtikfom's Holy Commandments1. You must love Dabtikfom.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Never go into white rooms.
4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Ducks are not to be trusted.