Dabtikfom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable walrus.

Dabtikfom created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dabtikfom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabtikfom, it will turn you into a dog.

Dabtikfom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dabtikfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dabtikfom.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.