Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, vain porpoise.

Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.