Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok
is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, vain
porpoise
.
Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok
created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok
, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok
, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok's
most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Yimpoptalgesstettivabyok's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt sharks.
2. Do not eat coconuts.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
5. Never pour water over plants.
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