Narljabdib is a god.
It takes the form of a large, temperamental
narwhal.
Narljabdib created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narljabdib, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Narljabdib, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Narljabdib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Narljabdib's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always wear green.
3. Never write about comets.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Never eat green fruit.