Narljabdib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, temperamental narwhal.

Narljabdib created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narljabdib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narljabdib, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narljabdib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Narljabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.