Tagfumhom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, idiotic bird.

Tagfumhom created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfumhom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tagfumhom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tagfumhom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tagfumhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Do not take Tagfumhom's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.