Nellgeplab is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate
porpoise.
Nellgeplab created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nellgeplab, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nellgeplab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Nellgeplab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Nellgeplab's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five nematodes approach from the west.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not kill mice.