Wonbitcibgun is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent
hare.
Wonbitcibgun created oxygen three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wonbitcibgun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Wonbitcibgun, she will send you a sign.
Wonbitcibgun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Wonbitcibgun's Holy Commandments1. Always help gulls.
2. Never hurt swans.
3. You must pray to Wonbitcibgun eight times a day.
4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never talk about great tits.