Wonbitcibgun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent hare.

Wonbitcibgun created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbitcibgun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wonbitcibgun, she will send you a sign.

Wonbitcibgun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wonbitcibgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. You must pray to Wonbitcibgun eight times a day.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about great tits.