Sislanflig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking porpoise.

Sislanflig created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Sislanflig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sislanflig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sislanflig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sislanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sislanflig.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.