Fobzag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless mongoose.

Fobzag created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobzag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fobzag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fobzag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fobzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo shoes.

2. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the west.

3. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.

4. You must love Fobzag.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.