Ragmetboss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty hamster.

Ragmetboss created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragmetboss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ragmetboss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ragmetboss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ragmetboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help moths in need.