Ragwabkar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless narwhal.

Ragwabkar created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Ragwabkar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ragwabkar, she will come to you in dreams.

Ragwabkar's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ragwabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help voles.

3. Worship no other gods but Ragwabkar.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed melons to aardvarks while wearing cyan scarves.