Ontfun Hinfebnul Mutdossnan
is a god.
He takes the form of a small, resourceful
jaguar
.
Ontfun Hinfebnul Mutdossnan
created gold nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontfun Hinfebnul Mutdossnan
, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ontfun Hinfebnul Mutdossnan
, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Ontfun Hinfebnul Mutdossnan's
most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Ontfun Hinfebnul Mutdossnan's Holy Commandments
1. Do not sing in public.
2. Always help tortoises.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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