Sanhotbell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful horse.

Sanhotbell created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanhotbell, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sanhotbell, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sanhotbell's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sanhotbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back blue.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.