Fagbellyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing duck.

Fagbellyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagbellyarl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagbellyarl, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fagbellyarl's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fagbellyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fagbellyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never bounce in holy places.