Megditmil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless bear.

Megditmil created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megditmil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megditmil, it will turn you into a hamster.

Megditmil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Megditmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Megditmil.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if eight mice approach from the south.