Hinbitdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate walrus.

Hinbitdiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinbitdiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinbitdiss, it will come to you in dreams.

Hinbitdiss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hinbitdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not take Hinbitdiss' name in vain.