Didbudhon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing bee.

Didbudhon created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbudhon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didbudhon, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Didbudhon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Didbudhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away if three cats approach from the east.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.